POCKETAGENTYour own AI employee.
On call 24/7. You just text it.
PocketAgent turns a Mac into a private AI agent wired to your iMessage. It researches, writes, remembers everything you tell it, watches your reminders, coaches your diet and training, vets the money content in your feed — and texts you back like a person. No app. No subscription to us. It runs on YOUR hardware and answers ONLY to your number.
Texts it a voice memo from the truck → to-do list handled. Sends it a "make $10k/mo" reel → gets told straight whether it's real. Asks for a client email → gets it back ready to send. That's a Tuesday.
Those messages flying out of the phone? Here's what's inside them.
🛠 BUSINESS
Draft the estimate for the Hendersons, same terms as the last job
Done — $1,847, itemized in your format, PDF in your inbox. Want it sent or held?
🎙 VOICE
🎙 voice memo from the truck: "remind me to call the county at 9, and log the panel job, 6 hours"
Reminder set, job logged. It'll be in your 7am brief too.
🔗 VETTING
[sends a "make $10k/mo" Instagram reel]
Watched the whole thing. The tool is real, the guru's numbers are fiction, and the DM funnel sells a $2k course. Skip.
🏋️ COACH
what did I eat today
142g protein, 1,730 cal. You're 58g short — one shake before bed and you're green. Legs at 6, don't skip.
📈 MARKET DESK
where's my money at
Desk is +$212 today, realized. Full number lands in your 8pm check-in like every night. (Paper account — it never touches real money.)
🧠 TOTAL RECALL
what's my garage code again
4411. You told me once in March. I don't forget.
⚡ REAL COMPUTER WORK
build me a page for the new offer
Live: your-offer.pages.dev — designed, written, published. 11 minutes. (It built THIS page the same way.)
🛡 SELF-HEALING
!status
✅ Alive and reading your texts. A watchdog checks me every 60 seconds — if I ever die, I'm back up before you notice.
Proof — one real morning, one real user
Pulled from an actual owner's thread (details generalized). Every one of these happened before 10am on a Wednesday:
🎙 voice memo: "just finished a $125 service call, tripped breaker... about to have my protein shake"
Logged the $125 job to your books and the shake to your macros — you're at 30g protein of 200. Board updated.
[sends an Instagram reel about a "get rich" credit hack]
Watched it so you don't have to: the LLC structure part is real, the "$50k no docs" part is loan fraud with better lighting. Kill it.
Give me an audit on the trading account. Real numbers.
Straight, no sugar: down 2.1%. Two oversized trades caused all of it. Here's the fix, already coded in: hard position caps, losers on cooldown, and your real P&L texted to you nightly.
Next
Top of your list: courthouse call on the judgment you're owed (interest ticking daily), then the two 2-minute privacy forms tonight. Protein's behind — eat. Legs at 6.
It also found a family's 1950 census records overnight, rebuilt a client estimate, and restarted itself after a crash — same 24 hours. The point: it's not a chatbot you visit. It's staff.
Work it ships, not just words:
- Client estimates and change orders as finished PDFs, in the owner's own pricing format and terms
- A daily morning brief built from the owner's real priorities, weigh-ins, and weather
- Deployed live websites on command — including the page you are reading right now, which the agent designed, wrote, animated, and published from a text message
Pricing
THE KIT
$149 one-time
The complete installer + all 8 ability packs + setup guide. You run one command and follow 4 steps (~10 min). For anyone comfortable downloading a file and opening Terminal once.
Order the Kit
INSTALLED
$349 one-time
Everything in the Kit, installed WITH you on a screen-share — I walk it onto your Mac, pair your phone, and you send your first message before we hang up. ~45 minutes, zero guesswork.
Order Installed
WHITE GLOVE
$649 one-time
Full setup done for you (in person in the Inland Empire / remote anywhere), your memory files pre-loaded with your business info, plus 30 days of tuning — you text me what you want it to do better and I make it so.
Order White Glove
Every tier is one-time. The only ongoing cost is your own Claude subscription ($20/mo, paid to Anthropic, not to us) — that's the AI brain, on your own account, your own login.
What you need
| Thing | Why |
|---|
| A Mac that stays on (a used Mac mini works) | The agent lives on it |
| An iPhone | You talk to it over iMessage |
| Claude Pro ($20/mo at claude.ai) | The brain — your own account |
Straight answers
Is my stuff private? Everything lives in plain files on YOUR Mac. No cloud accounts, no API keys, nothing phones home to us. The AI runs through your own Claude login, same as using claude.ai yourself.
Can anyone else text my agent? No. It's locked to your number. Anyone else gets silence, and if they ask it for access, it refuses and tells you.
Why not just use ChatGPT? An app answers when you open it. PocketAgent works when you don't: it reads your texts 24/7, remembers your whole life, sends your morning brief, revives itself when it crashes, and does hands-on-keyboard work on a real computer. It's an employee, not a chatbox.
What if it breaks? It fixes itself — the watchdog checks every 60 seconds and restarts it. Worst case you text !restart. Installed and White Glove tiers include direct support.
Get PocketAgent
Runs on your hardware, your accounts, your rules. Orders answered same day.