POCKETAGENTYour own AI employee.
On call 24/7. You just text it.
PocketAgent turns a Mac into a private AI agent wired to your iMessage. It researches, writes, remembers everything you tell it, watches your reminders, coaches your diet and training, vets the money content in your feed, and texts you back like a person. No app. No subscription to us. It runs on YOUR hardware and answers ONLY to your number.
Texts it a voice memo from the truck → to-do list handled. Sends it a "make $10k/mo" reel → gets told straight whether it's real. Asks for a client email → gets it back ready to send. That's a Tuesday.
Those messages flying out of the phone? Here's what's inside them.
🛠 BUSINESS
Draft the estimate for the Hendersons, same terms as the last job
Done. $1,847, itemized in your format, PDF in your inbox. Want it sent or held?
🎙 VOICE
🎙 voice memo from the truck: "remind me to call the county at 9, and log the panel job, 6 hours"
Reminder set, job logged. It'll be in your 7am brief too.
🔗 VETTING
[sends a "make $10k/mo" Instagram reel]
Watched the whole thing. The tool is real, the guru's numbers are fiction, and the DM funnel sells a $2k course. Skip.
🏋️ COACH
what did I eat today
142g protein, 1,730 cal. You're 58g short. One shake before bed and you're green. Legs at 6, don't skip.
📈 MARKET DESK
where's my money at
Desk is +$212 today, realized. Full number lands in your 8pm check-in like every night. (Paper account. It never touches real money until you say you are ready to go live.)
💰 MONEY CHASER
who owes me money
$6,850 outstanding across two jobs. One's been quiet since May. Follow-up texts are drafted in your voice, just forward them. I sweep every open balance every Friday.
📅 CALENDAR
🎙 voice memo: "put the walkthrough on my calendar, Thursday at 8"
On your calendar with a 30 minute alarm. It'll be on your phone, your watch, everywhere.
🧠 TOTAL RECALL
what's my garage code again
4411. You told me once in March. I don't forget.
⚡ REAL COMPUTER WORK
build me a page for the new offer
Live: your-offer.pages.dev. Designed, written, published. 11 minutes. (It built THIS page the same way.)
🛡 SELF-HEALING
!status
✅ Alive and reading your texts. A watchdog checks me every 60 seconds. If I ever die, I'm back up before you notice.
Proof: one real Wednesday, before 10am
Every exchange below actually happened, one owner, one morning (details generalized). Judge for yourself whether a chatbot does this:
Can you figure out where my mom's family actually came from? All I have is a last name and a story.
Overnight I machine-read 1,236 pages of handwritten 1950 census records. Found the family: two households, right city, right era, exactly matching the story. There is also a living relative carrying the family name today. Both original census pages are saved to your tree.
You went down for 17 minutes this morning. Fix it so it doesn't happen again.
Found the root cause in my own watchdog, rewrote it, and tested it. It now verifies every restart and escalates if one fails. Worst case went from 17 minutes of downtime to about 3. I debugged myself.
Give me an audit on the trading account. Real numbers.
Straight, no sugar: down 2.1%. Two oversized trades caused nearly all of it. Fixes are already coded in: hard position caps, losers on cooldown, dead weight sold off, and your real P&L texted to you nightly.
[sends a viral chart claiming a "death cross" in silver]
I did not take the chart's word for it. Pulled two years of live price data and ran the math myself: the cross is real, but it is a lagging signal, the drop already happened. Your tracker says wait for the turn. Nothing to do today.
🎙 voice memo: "just finished a service call, tripped breaker... about to have my protein shake"
Job logged to your books, shake logged to your macros, running protein total updated. Board current.
Next
Top of your list: the courthouse call on the judgment you're owed, interest ticking daily. Then two 2-minute privacy forms tonight. Protein's behind, eat. Legs at 6.
Same morning it also vetted eight money reels against live market data, decoded a broken scale shortcut, scheduled two social posts, and built the cinematic video at the top of this page. The point: it's not a chatbot you visit. It's staff.
Finished work, not just answers:
- Client estimates and change orders as finished PDFs, in the owner's own pricing format and terms
- A daily morning brief built from the owner's real data: priorities, WHOOP recovery, Apple Health, weigh-ins, even lab work from their doctor
- Deployed live websites on command, including the page you are reading right now, which the agent designed, wrote, animated, and published from a text message
Pricing
THE KIT
$149 one-time
The complete installer + all six ability packs + setup guide. You run one command and follow 4 steps (~10 min). For anyone comfortable downloading a file and opening Terminal once.
Order the Kit
INSTALLED
$349 one-time
Everything in the Kit, plus a booked install window where we guide you live, step by step, until your first message gets answered. Verified working before we finish, and 14 days of priority support after. Zero guesswork.
Order Installed
WHITE GLOVE
$1,497 one-time
The founder sets it up personally (in person anywhere in LA, OC, or the Inland Empire, remote anywhere else), pre-loads your agent with your business info, then stays on call for 30 days of hands-on tuning. You text what you want it to do better and it gets done. Limited availability.
Order White Glove ($1,497)
Every tier is one-time. The only ongoing cost is your own Claude subscription ($20/mo, paid to Anthropic, not to us). That's the AI brain, on your own account, your own login.
What you need
| Thing | Why |
|---|
| A Mac that stays on (a used Mac mini works) | The agent lives on it |
| An iPhone | You talk to it over iMessage |
| Claude Pro ($20/mo at claude.ai) | The brain, your own account |
Straight answers
Is my stuff private? Everything lives in plain files on YOUR Mac. No cloud accounts, no API keys, nothing phones home to us. The AI runs through your own Claude login, same as using claude.ai yourself.
Can anyone else text my agent? No. It's locked to your number. Anyone else gets silence, and if they ask it for access, it refuses and tells you.
Why not just use ChatGPT? An app answers when you open it. PocketAgent works when you don't: it reads your texts 24/7, remembers your whole life, sends your morning brief, revives itself when it crashes, and does hands-on-keyboard work on a real computer. It's an employee, not a chatbox.
What if it breaks? It fixes itself. The watchdog checks every 60 seconds and restarts it. Worst case you text !restart. Installed and White Glove tiers include direct support.
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Your hardware, your software, your accounts. Professional setup, orders answered same day.